2 MINUTE READ | February 13, 2017
20 Valentine’s Day Cards for SEOs and Advertisers
If you’ve strolled down the aisle of holiday cards at your local grocery store, you may have noticed that there are Valentine’s Day cards for your wife, husband, son, daughter, mom, grandpa, best friend, etc. But what about cards for the special SEO or digital marketer in your life (aka your co-worker who you possibly spend more time with than your own spouse)? Since Hallmark hasn’t tapped into this niche market yet, I took the liberty to create some thoughtful cards to help you put your true feelings into words.
#1. You must be building links to my heart ’cause I can feel my rankings increase.
#2. Are you an algorithm? Because my rankings are falling for you.
#3. Was your mom an SEO? Because you outrank everyone.
#4. Will you be my rel=”canonical” ?
#5. How about you 301 your boyfriend and let me be your Valentine.
#6. I searched Google for “Angels near me” and that’s how I found you.
#7. I want to add you to my shopping cart so that I can check you out.
#8. Do you have an API? Because I’d love to GET to know you more.
#9. You must be Google Images ’cause you turn my SafeSearch on.
#11. If your love was a keyword, I’d bid on it forever.
#12. If I told you you had a beautiful blog, would you WordPress it against me?
#13. I would never 404 your heart.
#14. If I was Google, I’d index you all day long.
#15. I just want you to know, you rank number one for the keyword beautiful.
#16. You make my heart bounce like a bad landing page.
#17. When I first clicked you, I knew it was love at first search.
#18. If I had a keyword for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a manual penalty.
#19. My feet are tired from JSON after your love.
#20. For Valentine’s Day, I got you this search box of chocolates.
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